Okay, I’ll admit it. Maybe you don’t make as many funny mistakes as I make. I make lots of them. But, I learned a long time ago that if you can’t laugh at yourself, you’ll spend a lot of time watching other people laugh.
My truck was making a funny noise as I was leaving work on Wednesday. Not funny! The noise was coming from the engine compartment. I checked my gauges. The oil pressure gauge was near ZERO! There are many things that you can do to a vehicle and they will forgive you. Running the engine out of oil is not normally forgivable. I pulled back into the parking lot and killed the engine.
I popped the hood and called my handsome hero, my best friend and my lover. One man, one phone call! He answered and I told him about the noise. He asked if there was oil on the dipstick. I had already checked. I had golden brown oil all over both hands because I was too impatient to get a tissue from the backseat of the truck. I had wiped off the dipstick with my fingers and put it back in the hole. This time there was a tiny hint of oil on the end of the dipstick. Not good, people. Not good at all.
“Sit tight.” He said. I could hear the smile in his voice. “I’m bringing you some oil.”
We put the oil in the truck. I started it. The noise had gone away! Yeah!
But . . .
I looked at the oil pressure gauge. It still said almost ZERO!
I had My Hero look at the gauge. He sighed and said. “That’s your engine temperature. The oil pressure gauge is on the other side of your speedometer!”
The engine was low on oil. I have no idea if it was low on oil pressure!
Blessings to you and yours and may your oil of joy never run out!
(Update on the engine: There was a hole in my oil filter!)